missing a piece?

I found the following text “on a noticeboard adjacent to my working hours this week”:-

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you’ve started”. So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn’t finished … and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey’s, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin’ good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.